Larry (speaking in a French accent.): Excuse me, Sir. That is quite a beautiful dog you have under your arm.
Gus (speaking with an equally impressive French accent.): Than-kew.
Larry: Does your dog bite?
Gus: No.
(Insert loud growling and biting sfx.)
Larry: I thought you said your dog does not bite?
Gus: This is not my dog.
This has nothing to do with the sketch. This is a comedy routine I heard for many years from my best friend, Larry, and his son, Gus. I was reminded of it today. It’s from one of the Pink Panther movies.
This is a sketch I did with a new friend of mine. She is writing a story about orphaned kids. It sounds depressing, but it’s actually very impressive.
One of the reasons it’s so impressive is because she hasn’t written anything in twenty years. I like it because we met getting coffee one morning. Another solid reason to believe God is at work in our lives.